Monday, July 26, 2004

Veloci-rapture. Here it comes.

The end of the world is nigh! Repent!

USA Today is reporting that sunspot Number 652, a sunspot 20 times the size of the Earth is aimed directly at us. This one will be a fizzer. But wait for the fourteenth sunspot from this one.

So, cuddle up to your loved ones, or a tree if you are in a hurry and look on the brighter side of life. From Column 8:
Spam scams are best ignored but Lloyd Wilcox was amused by the latest dramatic approach received by a friend in New York. It reads in part: "We wish to introduce our company/ourselves as a subsidiary of INTERNATIONAL ASSASINATORS [sic] AND WORLD SECURITY ORGANISATIONS with branches in one hundred and two countries. We have received a fax message from our headquarters, New York, this morning to inform you to produce a mandatory sum of $US40,000 only into our account given below in Nigeria within 96 hours alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years."
That, at least, is original. And here is a quote from Bob Carr, our esteemed NSW Premier, asked about smoking The Weed: "I haven't smoked it and when I didn't smoke it I didn't inhale." Here, here. So what is it you actually know about it, then, when making drug policy? Does your staff or minister responsible have practical experience in these matters?

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