What's there to say?

Less than a month away and the Olympic ball is rolling. First up, from the Department of The Bleeding Obvious, Olympics is greek for Orgy.

I knew I shouldn't have dumped that failed genetic experiment out to sea! Still, good luck to it.

Ok, so I said the darkness was descending, but I didn't realise it was 1000 times the size of our solar system.

Of course, we all look forward to New Zealand being north of Australia.